I'ze hur to listen at yo problem wit life, menz in all and to have sumbody to smoke wit.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Well y'all I'ze back! Myspace's dun thowed me off but I dun figgered out me a new blog. Beulah dun died from da emfazeema so I'ze moved up to Lexinun. Holla at me ya'll.
I need help Auntie J, my baby's daddy done run off with my sister-in-law's lil sister. I took his ass to court to get my child support, but he hadnt paid me in 3 months. what do i do?
Aiesha, u needz ta call maury. They'ze too many inlaws an outlaws involved der. Maury will knock dat shit out in a half ire wit commershels! I'd git a gun tho cuz you neva know when you gonsta hafta cap a bitch.
Ohhh Auntie! I'm so glad you're back! Now fix me some healthy wheat pancakes!
ReplyDeleteWe aint got nuttin but buckwheat. You still on dat lil anrexic white gurhl diet? I'ze gonna get you fattin up.
ReplyDeleteI'll take buckwheat, as long as you can get me some real maple syrup! I haven't had a good ol' Auntie pancake in years!
ReplyDeleteI need help Auntie J, my baby's daddy done run off with my sister-in-law's lil sister. I took his ass to court to get my child support, but he hadnt paid me in 3 months. what do i do?
ReplyDeleteAiesha, u needz ta call maury. They'ze too many inlaws an outlaws involved der. Maury will knock dat shit out in a half ire wit commershels! I'd git a gun tho cuz you neva know when you gonsta hafta cap a bitch.
ReplyDeleteLaawwwdy! Auntie J, Iz so glad your back!
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