Da' conomy

Well I'ze listenin to da Rush Limbo show taday n he wuz givin Prezdint Obamba hell!!! Lawd, I sho did miss havin me a blog durrin da 'lection. I sho nuff didn't like neither one dem people runnin. Dat one ol white man Senatuh from Urhazona was old as Methuzalah n hell Obamba is crazy. All deeze people roun' him act like he a cult leadah or sumthin. He remind me of dat man down in Guyana dat got all them nuts to drank dat Kool-Aid back in da day. All he talk bout is how he gonsta fix errthing and make errbody luv us. Go and give da Queen a Angland a damn Ipod. What da hell she gonnuh do wit dat? I met her one time when I wuz in Angland, I gotz invited to Buckinghams Palas to cook her sum pancakes. Her ol momma wuz fun too, she and I set on da balcony and kilt a fifth of Beefeatuh n a half carhtun a Newpote's. She sho' nuff aint go no use fo no IPod tho, hell she got her a lil five man band dat plays fancy music fo her while she eat. Well anywayz, bout da economy, it sho do suck!!!! I dun had to staht buyin cheap ass buckwheat at da factry and had to lay off sum people and hire me sum Mexicuhns. They work for cheap but keep axin me to staht makin somethin called a toorteeuh. I tole'em you aint sposed to put bean on no pancakes but they duz anyway. So I dun stahted a pancake brekfist fo' all my employeez so they be happy since errbody thinks da world sucks. I sho duz hope we git thangs goin cuz if they don't Obamba and dat ugly white lady in Congress is gonna spend us into a hoe! I gotsta go tho, I'ze tired n fittin to watch my storiez. Holla ya'll