Lawd I sho duz luv dis weathuh!

It sho iz nice outside dis week. Finally gots past da dogwood wintah an now I can set out on my poach and drank some ice tea while I smoke my Kools. I sho luvz summahtime. Errbody out washin they car or walkin they dog 'cept for my Chineze neighbuhs. Why iz it them people don't ever go outside? All they be doin is wurhkin all da time. I git up to go to wuhk bout six in da monin' and they dun gone. Get home and they still gone. Don't be gettin home ti bout 'leven a night. They always hidin in they house and don't never come out. If they wuzn't Chineze but A-rabs I'd be gettin worried. I reckon I'll hafta take'm some pancakes over sometime bout fo' clock in da monin but I doubt they eat'em. Long as Miffie, my cat, don't go missin I'ze alright wit dem Chinese neigbuhz. Speakin' a watchin da neighbuz why deeze lil white gurlz gotsta dress like hoes fo? Lil gurl cross da road bout 17 or so out washin her cah, and Lawd she was showin errthing off! Why buy da cow when you can git da milk fo free chile? Give dem boyz sumthin to think bout, don't just showz it off! She out der in her lil bathin suit gittin wet and got her girlz hangin out while she bendz ova da hood a da cah, I'ze bout to go ova der and give her a shirt or somethin but den 'Guiding Lightz' come on da t.v. so I jist lit me up anotha cig and watched dat. I jist hope she ain't hoein' aroun cuz she sho gotz a body but Lawd don't give it up dat easy chile! Well I'ze gotsta get my grill on, holla at ya Auntie