Lawd I sho duz luv dis weathuh!

It sho iz nice outside dis week. Finally gots past da dogwood wintah an now I can set out on my poach and drank some ice tea while I smoke my Kools. I sho luvz summahtime. Errbody out washin they car or walkin they dog 'cept for my Chineze neighbuhs. Why iz it them people don't ever go outside? All they be doin is wurhkin all da time. I git up to go to wuhk bout six in da monin' and they dun gone. Get home and they still gone. Don't be gettin home ti bout 'leven a night. They always hidin in they house and don't never come out. If they wuzn't Chineze but A-rabs I'd be gettin worried. I reckon I'll hafta take'm some pancakes over sometime bout fo' clock in da monin but I doubt they eat'em. Long as Miffie, my cat, don't go missin I'ze alright wit dem Chinese neigbuhz. Speakin' a watchin da neighbuz why deeze lil white gurlz gotsta dress like hoes fo? Lil gurl cross da road bout 17 or so out washin her cah, and Lawd she was showin errthing off! Why buy da cow when you can git da milk fo free chile? Give dem boyz sumthin to think bout, don't just showz it off! She out der in her lil bathin suit gittin wet and got her girlz hangin out while she bendz ova da hood a da cah, I'ze bout to go ova der and give her a shirt or somethin but den 'Guiding Lightz' come on da t.v. so I jist lit me up anotha cig and watched dat. I jist hope she ain't hoein' aroun cuz she sho gotz a body but Lawd don't give it up dat easy chile! Well I'ze gotsta get my grill on, holla at ya Auntie

Da' conomy

Well I'ze listenin to da Rush Limbo show taday n he wuz givin Prezdint Obamba hell!!! Lawd, I sho did miss havin me a blog durrin da 'lection. I sho nuff didn't like neither one dem people runnin. Dat one ol white man Senatuh from Urhazona was old as Methuzalah n hell Obamba is crazy. All deeze people roun' him act like he a cult leadah or sumthin. He remind me of dat man down in Guyana dat got all them nuts to drank dat Kool-Aid back in da day. All he talk bout is how he gonsta fix errthing and make errbody luv us. Go and give da Queen a Angland a damn Ipod. What da hell she gonnuh do wit dat? I met her one time when I wuz in Angland, I gotz invited to Buckinghams Palas to cook her sum pancakes. Her ol momma wuz fun too, she and I set on da balcony and kilt a fifth of Beefeatuh n a half carhtun a Newpote's. She sho' nuff aint go no use fo no IPod tho, hell she got her a lil five man band dat plays fancy music fo her while she eat. Well anywayz, bout da economy, it sho do suck!!!! I dun had to staht buyin cheap ass buckwheat at da factry and had to lay off sum people and hire me sum Mexicuhns. They work for cheap but keep axin me to staht makin somethin called a toorteeuh. I tole'em you aint sposed to put bean on no pancakes but they duz anyway. So I dun stahted a pancake brekfist fo' all my employeez so they be happy since errbody thinks da world sucks. I sho duz hope we git thangs goin cuz if they don't Obamba and dat ugly white lady in Congress is gonna spend us into a hoe! I gotsta go tho, I'ze tired n fittin to watch my storiez. Holla ya'll

Well y'all I'ze back! Myspace's dun thowed me off but I dun figgered out me a new blog. Beulah dun died from da emfazeema so I'ze moved up to Lexinun. Holla at me ya'll.